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FUCKWIT
This is my life now.
Wings and Sins
Mom: [grocery shopping at Walmart and getting at 20' of eggs] Oh, they have eggs today! Me: Of course they do, it's almost Easter. Mom: Well, they don't have chicken…
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Sweet Summer Child
Nephew [age 5]: Why didn't I see you today? Me: You weren't home! You were at school, silly! Nephew: [with mix of horror and disgust] I have to go to…