FUCKWIT
[22 Mar 2021|9:04pm]
Brian: [to me, literally for no reason whatsoever, in the middle of Modern Family] You know, when your mom bought that bedroom set, I wanted to strangle her with it.
Mom: [shaking a paperback at him] I CALLED YOU BEFORE I BOUGHT IT!
Brian: So? I still wanted to strangle you with it.
Mom: OH MY GOD YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKWIT.
That’s the time you look into the camera, and just look exasperated 😁
[insert exasperated Jim from “The Office” gif]
Bedroom set like… furniture? How do you strangle someone with a bed and a dresser? This guy seems busted in the head
They’ve been married almost 25 years now, and I stopped trying to understand the logic in their “threats” long ago 😝