DayTech: I don’t get it. What’s “dracker”? Me: it was a cologne all the guys wore in my high school. DayTech: oooh, so it was your version of Axe body spray.
“Remember when I asked you for body weight exercises I could do in small spaces?” “Yeah, you wrote in your last letter that did something like 70 squats.” “Ok, so yesterday I did 120 squats, 40 each of regular squats, sumo, and ski squats.” “Nice! You’ll come out of there with an ass like mine.”…
[after verifying a patient’s name] Patient 1: I don’t want that to be my name anymore. From now on I want to be called “Mabel”. Think anyone will go for it? Me: I don’t know, I want my name tag to say “Disco Biscuits” but I don’t think (store manager) will do it for me.…