They don’t cover this in school.
Mom: So, if my underwear keeps falling down inside my jeans, does that mean I need smaller undies or bigger ones? Me: I ... I don't know. Mom: Well why…
All Aboard
Brian: (gesturing to the car stereo, a classic Ozzy song playing) Do you know who this is? Mom (who has had "Crazy Train" as her phone ringtone since forever): What…
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Rolling rolling rolling
Mom: Are you rolling paper roses over there? Me: Yeah, why? Mom: It looked like you were rolling a joint. Me: I wouldn't do that right in the living room.…