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This is my life now.

Mom: [grocery shopping at Walmart and getting at 20′ of eggs] Oh, they have eggs today! Me: Of course they do, it’s almost Easter. Mom: Well, they don’t have chicken wings. How can they be out of wings? Don’t they know people want wings? Me: Jesus didn’t die for your wing, Ma. Brian: [mumbled laughter]

Nephew [age 5]: Why didn’t I see you today? Me: You weren’t home! You were at school, silly! Nephew: [with mix of horror and disgust] I have to go to school until I’m 18!