Mom: So, if my underwear keeps falling down inside my jeans, does that mean I need smaller undies or bigger ones?
Me: I … I don’t know.
Mom: Well why the hell not? You’re supposed to be the smart one.
Mom: So, if my underwear keeps falling down inside my jeans, does that mean I need smaller undies or bigger ones?
Me: I … I don’t know.
Mom: Well why the hell not? You’re supposed to be the smart one.
Underwear suspenders!
LMAO
Definitely not the talk I have with my mom.
It’s weird going from over a year of living in solitary to living with my mom and stepdad and all that entails.