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Overheating
Sometimes, I think every animal on the property is an asshole, even the lizards.
Posted inLife in General
Look at my carrot.
I swear to God, this is the only vegetable in this house. Maybe I'll go out and buy Brussels sprouts and some flatbread for lunches.
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Awkwardness Ensued
You have no power over me. Or the rest of my neighborhood, for that matter.