Precious

StressedRPh: This patient's last name is "Gollum". Me: PRREEEEHHHHSHUUUUSH 5 minutes later [overhead music starts playing "Endless Love"] StressedRPh: I keep hearing the song as "My Precious Love" … Me:…

I complain almost every single time about overcooking my fried egg, or burning it to the bottom of the cast iron pan and ruining it. I made the most perfectly…