Gandalf the Posh All I wanted to do was smoke a bowl, take my wizard picture, and finish “Bridgerton”, but no, a bunch of chucklefucks need to storm the Capitol.
Had a call with my mother tonight. We talked about Christmas stuff, and about my anti-Christmas tree. She talked about how she’s having trouble ordering the last present for one of my nephews. One good things about my anti-Christmas tree sitting on the floor: If it’s on the floor, I can’t feel bad about the…
“Today, I’m going to remember to add the dryer sheet to the dryer”, I tell myself, approximately 32 seconds before I forget to add the dryer sheet to the dryer.