The store manager came back to the pharmacy and said “toodle-loo” as he left. Most useless pharmacist in the world asked me if it was a Spanish word.
Can I just say that in all my 14 soul-sucking years in this pharmacy, the highlight of it all might just be this week, when I sold a pack of syringes to a heavily track marked dude who then asked me where to find the drug tests?
Me [36 hours ago]: WTF. Why do I want to eat everything within arms reach? Why do I have a handful of roasted chickpeas in one hand a spoonful of peanut butter in the other? Me [today]: Oh.