<geek> chicky · blog </geek>

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
just li'l ol' me

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Tell Her

Me, gleefully watching the tiny ants swarming the bait trap and returning to poison their nest 🐜☠️

And My Axe

DayTech: I don’t get it. What’s “dracker”? Me: it was a cologne all the guys wore in my high school. DayTech: oooh, so it was your version of Axe body spray.

I’m trapped in Satan’s asshole.

This is terrible sleeping weather, y’all.