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And My Axe
DayTech: I don't get it. What's "dracker"? Me: it was a cologne all the guys wore in my high school. DayTech: oooh, so it was your version of Axe body…
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On Asses and Math
"Remember when I asked you for body weight exercises I could do in small spaces?" "Yeah, you wrote in your last letter that did something like 70 squats." "Ok, so…
That’s MS. BISCUIT to you.
[after verifying a patient's name] Patient 1: I don't want that to be my name anymore. From now on I want to be called "Mabel". Think anyone will go for…