On Asses and Math

"Remember when I asked you for body weight exercises I could do in small spaces?" "Yeah, you wrote in your last letter that did something like 70 squats." "Ok, so…
Inked

Inked

[during a discussion about head shaving versus head tattooing] Shawshank: ... I definitely have a couple of tattoos I want to get.Me: Like a teardrop under your eye?Shawshank: No, I…