rollin on

Good morning, y’all! It’s a bright, sunny start to the new week. My internal calendar is utterly fired this week, and it being Monday was a bit of a shock. Mentally, I’m still on Sunday, with my brain refusing to believe Shawshank hasn’t already had two days off.
Sunday was nice. Shawshank played “Tropico” for most of the morning. I made a robot generate new CSS for me, helped move things so Shawshank could vacuum, and surfed Reddit for a while. I bounce between current events, pop culture news, and NSFW creator/camgirl shit. The hoes are being dumb again, not a week goes by where I’m not absolutely baffled by the depths of their stupidity. There are a lot of people who are legitimately just so fucking dumb that I worry for them.
- I just turned 18 and this is my dream! Where do I start? Research, and maybe ask yourself why this is your dream.
- I’m a 21M just opened my Onlyfans and I want to collab with older women [insert pic of the most average frat bro ever] can someone help? Bruh. Bruh.
- I just discovered all of my content has been leaked, what do I do? – inevitably followed by at least 20+ comments about how to find leaks, because they literally do not know how to search for anything on the internet.
I wanted to start playing “The Witcher 3” again. It’s been a while, and I needed to download all the DLC again, so I played some Balatro instead.
We invited Shawshank‘s mom over for dinner last night, since her birthday is this week. She walked over in her slippers, apologizing to Pod for forgetting to bring a toy for him. Shawshank made a roast and some potatoes, and we watched the original pilot to “Dynasty” while enjoying a nice dinner. We had some cheesecake for dessert, and sent his mom home with all the leftovers.
Today is another day off. I think I’m going to wash my hair and put it in rollers.
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