Explain to me how a pretzel stand can “break down”.
Good morning, world. It looks like we had some rain overnight, the roads and grass are wet. My crow army is in the area; Shawshank says there are about 8 chilling across the street, I can hear them cawwing. Podrick was better today, and let us sleep past 4am.
Work was ok last night. The new rig gives me a streaming feature that I couldn’t easily do on my phone: the remote control option. I was a little surprised when an alert popped up for the first time saying someone wanted to try it, but I bravely clicked the “ACCEPT” button. In that second, I figured if it didn’t work the way it should, I’d just flash him. But it worked, and by the time my stream started to go wonky, I had some money in my pocket. Huzzah.
I made a dinner of buffalo chicken wontons and sweet potato fries, smoked, and worked on my amusement park. Almost all of my attractions are on 2 sides of the park – sort of a ┓shape – with a nice path that runs between everything. The park’s visitors can take the train from Station #1 next to the entrance to Station #2 at the opposite side of the park. This all sounds good, until I explain that the station near the entrance is the only thing on that part of the park, and isn’t actually on the main ┓path. All my peeps go down the path to the station, queue up, and fuck around in the dead end. I put a smallish, premade coaster ride near Station #1 last night, just to give visitors something to do over there while I add to things. I spent the rest of the night working on my first custom coaster, which will take up some hillside space that’s not really suitable for other rides.
Today’s going to be pretty much the same, just warmer, and a different dinner.
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