Scene: game shop, near the Warhammer games/figures/painting kits
Him: oooh, look, wanna paint the game figures?
Me: you do NOT want me getting into another hobby like that.
Him: maybe just one figure?
Me: yeah, just like it was going to be “just one” custom My Little Pony, and then I built a business out of it.
[3 days later]
Me: hey, I’m buying a bunch of mini potion bottles and some figure primer and paints, k? K.
