Happy weekend, y’all. Yesterday’s white shit was short-lived, and the hoarfrost melted off by the afternoon. The skies have cleared out. The Hot Mess Express has a coating of frost on its windshield this morning, but that’s the worst of it.
Shawshank and I spent yesterday relaxing at home. For the most part, it was a Breath of The Wild day. We watched a video or two on Youtube about the game before he grabbed the controller and started to play. At some point in the afternoon, I escaped to a bubble bath. Shawshank went ahead and defeated a third Divine Beast while I soaked. He’s up to three of them now, compared to my single steampunk elephant. I made an attempt on the fourth one last night. I successfully made it inside, but haven’t managed to get to all the terminals.
After at least an hour, I finally asked Shawshank to find me some help. We watched a “walk through” video that almost made things worse. It seemed to be recorded by someone on their third play through of the game; you could tell the player had done this before, but not a lot. There were enough long-ish pauses in the video to make me think he was looking at guides at the same time. It was frustrating, like hearing your tech support rep flipping through how-to manuals when they try to walk you through configuring your TCP/IP settings.
I gave it another try after watching the video. Unfortunately, even after another half an hour of working at it I’m still stuck in the same situation. I announced I was finished by handing him the controller and saying “that’s it, I’m fucking done for the night”.
I’m going to become human today. I need a new cart for my vape, which will probably last me a day or so, tops. It’s either go out today or stick to flower for a couple of nights, and go out on Monday. Regardless if we leave the house, my major task today is to upload 🌶content🌶. One of the subscribers to my Onlyfans found my Fansly and subbed over there. Aside from being hella flattered that this dude found me within 24 hours of setting it up and not promoting it, the Fansly account isn’t free. Right now this dude is paying $15/month for my “premium” tier and has access to only 30 pics.
