<geek> chicky · blog </geek>

Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
just li'l ol' me

Thanksgiving

Seriously, fuck the balloons.

Fuck your balloons, and fuck your commercial masquerading as a parade

it’s turkey time

Another holiday, another day to watch an old woman absolutely destroy a turkey neck at the dinner table.

this is why you’re dying

Is it Wednesday yet?