Sweet Summer Child

Nephew [age 5]: Why didn't I see you today? Me: You weren't home! You were at school, silly! Nephew: [with mix of horror and disgust] I have to go to…
Prick-Waving Dick Fight

Prick-Waving Dick Fight

It's really cold today. I absolutely hate the cold. I like snow, however. More accurately, I love how everything looks with the snow, before everything has been plowed and shovelled…