It’s Story Time

Originally posted May 5, 2015 Me: [to the pharmacist] Leave that drug out, please, I have another script for it. Pharmacist: Huh? Me: Leave it out, please. Pharmacist: [confused] I don’t understand… Me: [exasperated] Did you take the drug out of the safe yet? Pharmacist: No… Me: Well when you do, don’t put it back…

The one where we save her from sending $550 to a scammer.

Originally posted on March 23, 2007 Little boy looking at the vitamin shelves: Look Dad, this is fish oil! Dad: Yeah, that’s what it is. It’s good for your brain. Little boy: [long pause] Mayve we should get some for you.