masks

I’m not wearing pants right now

[28 Apr 2020|1:45pm]

“Apparently this was translated from German. I’m pretty fed-up with the dipshits who would prefer to be pantsless, in this scenario. #WearAMask”

I’m not wearing pants right now, but it’s barely afternoon and I’m drunk. So there’s that.

[06 Apr 2020|8:12am]

It’s Monday, people. Get up get moving, and do whatever it is you’re allowed to do.