Posted inLife in General
it’s not a tractor it’s a Transformer
Because really, how often does a person get to say something like "so there I was with a mouthful of Justin Bieber's balls...", am I right?
Posted inArtsy Fartsy
mint chocolate Dorito bullshit
We might get pizza for dinner and I can't fucking wait, but there's going to be painting and that's good too. Also, no matter how I try to avoid it, I'll probably superglue a tuft of grass to myself at some point.
Posted inWork
Tales From the Pharmacy: Dennis the Germaphobe
Yet another one from deep in the archives: Originally posted on January 9th, 2008. Hurray! I made it through the day without having a coughing fit! And in an odd…