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playing with my balls in the yard
It's called fashion, Mom, you wouldn't understand.
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Lenny Bruce is not afraid
I'm turning into one of those old people who stands in the doorway and takes pictures of birds in her yard.
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also, i want brownies
Marriage is when you can have a conversation about constipation while one of you is using the bathroom across the apartment, with the door open.