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The one where I slept late, avoiding a house flipper, and I want to have a good Thursday.

[after verifying a patient’s name] Patient 1: I don’t want that to be my name anymore. From now on I want to be called “Mabel”. Think anyone will go for it? Me: I don’t know, I want my name tag to say “Disco Biscuits” but I don’t think (store manager) will do it for me.…

Happy Monday, my lovely friends. It’s going to be one of those days that can go either way at work. It could be really slow because everyone prepared for holiday travels and got their drugs last week. Or, it could be insanity because no one prepared at all. We had a relatively busy weekend. We’d…