doctor

Sometimes, I think every animal on the property is an asshole, even the lizards.

made-up

My birthdays are always a bit bittersweet for me. My morning wasn’t great; while I liked my birthday present from him, my usual exceptional talent for figuring out what he’d gotten me failed. I’d built up an idea of what my gift was, and I was dreadfully wrong, and it showed. Then, there’s the “fuck,…