cleaning

I have about $200 in unclaimed money, but who the hell saves pay stubs from high school jobs?

I want my house to vomit its insides out like a fucking sea cucumber and maybe then I could actually get out of here.

There was a bunny in the yard, Shawshank wants me to rename Cunty McFuckass to “Bollywood”, and I got drunk last night, but none of that is mentioned in this post.