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adorable pants and burning shit
I mean, if you *want* to upgrade to the VIP tier that lets you access the video of me peeing in the shower, by all means do so.
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friday and working and not sleeping
Good morning, world. It's Friday, and we've made it to the weekend. I woke up around 4am, so I'm in for a lovely day. Maybe I'll sleep later. I probably…
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dry humping on morning television
Good day, friends. It took less than a week, but I've destroyed the living room once again. I'm sorry. I did a bunch of things yesterday. I pulled stuff out…