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Good morning and all that happy horseshit. It’s Monday, and it’s dark outside. My nails are weirdly reflective in the light of my laptop screen. The cats have staked out their places, with Pippin taking the prized spot on Shawshank’s legs. Yesterday was packed full of activities. Once I was dressed, we headed out to…

Happy kitties, no sunlight, no party for me.

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