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I shouldn’t be awake. This is ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS

Long story short, my cat’s asshole was swollen shut.

I managed to sleep until roughly 5 am, when a cat puked in the hallway. I cleaned it up, cracked open a window, and listened to the rain. My coffee is valiantly trying to help me wake up. It’s not, as of yet, successful. There’s an Amazon order coming my way today. I ordered some…