<geek> chicky · blog </geek>

A mental mind-fuck can be nice.
just li'l ol' me

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apex reptilian predator

I’m not claiming to be a fucking genius, I just think the job title sucked. Also, I’m going to kill Nazeem and leave his body in the square as a warning.

weed whacker certification

I could put that on my resume and no one would bat an eye at it.

my heart hurts

I used a lot of words to say nothing at all, but look at this butthole.