Good morning, world. We’re up early this morning– Podrick is in crazy mode today. He’s running around, trilling and attacking things. What things?
He’s running in and out of the bathroom, hiding behind the shower curtain and playing. I checked on a mysterious noise and discovered a bag of Epson salts kicked across the floor. I can hear the scrabbling of claws in the tub and an occasional thunk, he’s probably chasing his tail.
I logged in yesterday, extra early because I wanted to give myself more time online before Shawshank came home. Unfortunately, I’ve built my fan base off people beating their meat in the late afternoon, not at lunchtime. My room’s ranking was awful, and traffic sucked bulldog taint. I tried to stick it out, but gave up after an hour.
I played “Civ 6” for the rest of the afternoon. My first attempt was bad and I gave up in confusion, probably because I’ve never played before and had no clue what I was doing. I decided to look into a tutorial, and discovered I’d completely missed the tutorial on the game’s menu. Armed with knowledge, I tried a new game after dinner, and had a lot more fun this time around.
We have today off, but we’ll be going to Slightly BiggerTown later. I have a big comfy seat to pick up.


