Kwitcherbellyakin

Kwitcherbellyakin

Greetings and salutations, hep cats an kittens. Welcome to the Wednesday edition of “Chickybitches”.

Yesterday dragged on and it sucked.

The morning workout was pretty good. Lately, I felt like I’ve been a bit of a slacker with the morning workouts. Because of this, I pushed for about an hour. I went hard and bumped up the weight for some moves. I’m not feeling it yet, but I’m sure I will before the day is out.

And that was the best part of the day, because I walked into an utter shitshow at work. Tuesdays are usually when we recover from Monday’s clusterfuck. Unfortunately, recovery is a little more difficult now because…..

Flu season is upon us.

DayTech and StressedRPh had done five (I think) before I came in at noon. We walk a fine line between what corporate wants and what the CDC recommends. The CDC recommends September or October, to ensure protection in the later part of flu season. Corporate wants us to push them on people ASAP. The earlier we vaccinate people, the less people our competitors can vaccinate. Managers get emails at least once a week with stats on how many employees have received their flu shots, demanding to know why we’re not at a 100% vaccination rate.

We won’t even get into the ethics of the $3/shot bounty we’re supposed to get if we successfully harass someone into receiving their shot.

In between fits of internally screaming things like “fuck you, you fucking fuck” and “I fucking showed you how to do this on FRIDAY”, I would check my emails for a shipping notice from Flowtoys. I need something good, because NOTHING WAS GOOD AND EVERYTHING SUCKS. In the afternoon, my heart leaps with joy when I see a Flowtoys email.

It was FAQs and links suggested tutorials for an item I ordered 18 months ago.

Maybe today.

At least it’s not a late shift.

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