[Current Mood | unbothered era ]

[Listening To | news, and it's never good ]

Hello, world. It’s a sunny Thursday, and we’re all up and out of bed. Podrick was up early this morning. He’s very interested in sniffing the breeze that comes in under the edge of the shades, and kept trying to slip his head under the Velcro edges.

The week of boring nights on Chaturbate continued last night. I streamed using my data instead of the wifi, thinking a better connection would keep people in the room, but it didn’t help. I still languished at the bottom of the pack, just me and a handful of anonymous viewers. With nothing better to do, I switched over to cable access mode, and amused myself by pretending to be just a little 🤏crazy, getting secret messages from a dildo and “answering the unasked questions”. I think I’m going to go with a wig today, and open the shades a bit to let more natural light into the room.

After I logged off, I smoked a big bowl, and decided to make a TikTok. Every time I fucked up, I hit the vape. After about 4 minutes of attempts (and some accessory changes), I had successfully channeled Macho Man Randy Savage and hit POST. Then, too high to do anything else, I watched ER until Shawshank came home.

The weekend is almost here, and it’ll be good.