We had a new patient come in this afternoon. In the span of the 10 minutes it took me to fill his rx while the poor pharmacist dealt with him, he told us a) Donald Trump is “a good egg”, and b) Obama is getting arrested.
I would’ve chalked him up as another generic conservative with a whole lot of Fox News in his bloodstream, until he told us he’d had St. Patrick’s Day dinner with the president, and then dropped his last nugget of fun, c) “You can’t call me on my cell phone, only the government can do that.”