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The story of a woman and her hemorrhoid.

I guess in the grand scheme of fuck ups, this one could be a lot worse.

When I punched out a week ago, I had a small pile of things I was taking with me. I didn’t have much there to take in the first place. Maybe I could have taken the picture of me and Shawshank off the fridge. I left a phone charger, and I think a tiny penguin…