NO. NO.

Dear self, I don't care how much money you have in the bank, YOU CAN NOT HAVE A FUCKING THEREMIN. Sincerely,Your logical side
Wings and Sins

Wings and Sins

Mom: [grocery shopping at Walmart and getting at 20' of eggs] Oh, they have eggs today! Me: Of course they do, it's almost Easter. Mom: Well, they don't have chicken…
Felt cute, might delete later

Felt cute, might delete later

I picked up two bathing suits yesterday. Apparently, the secret to finding a bathing suit I really like is to angrily grab a one-piece and a mix and match bikini…