I just discovered that it’s possible to play Skyrim on an Oculus setup and OMGWTF I would totally brave all the motion sickness in this world (and Tamriel) to do that. I fucking miss Skyrim.
Mom: So, if my underwear keeps falling down inside my jeans, does that mean I need smaller undies or bigger ones? Me: I … I don’t know. Mom: Well why the hell not? You’re supposed to be the smart one.
Brian: (gesturing to the car stereo, a classic Ozzy song playing) Do you know who this is? Mom (who has had “Crazy Train” as her phone ringtone since forever): What are you, some kinda fucknut?