Life in General

[during a discussion about head shaving versus head tattooing] Shawshank: … I definitely have a couple of tattoos I want to get.Me: Like a teardrop under your eye?Shawshank: No, I want… wait, what? NO.Me: Spiderweb on your elbow?

Can I survive a day that’s got high potential to suck? Will I blow up the car? Stay tuned.

Do my balls hang low, do I spin them to and fro?