Life in General

Let’s remove my ass from the couch, ok? It’s time to move.

I don’t know why I expected anything different.

Good morning, decent people of the internet. Welcome to the weekend, let it be everything we’ve worked for over the past week. I’m awake before my alarm. Once again, the cats, obviously in the last stages of their 12-hour starvation cycle, woke me up for food. The local news just reported on someone who recently…