Life in General

I’m trapped in Satan’s asshole.

[27 Jul 2020|11:23pm]

This is terrible sleeping weather, y’all.

It’s getting hot in here.

[27 Jul 2020|4:48pm]

Huzzah! My improvised solution to keep the fridge closed worked! Now if only they could figure out a way to keep the ambient temperature in the pharmacy within the range that doesn’t destroy everything on the shelves.

There isn’t a strap big enough to hold my life together.

[26 Jul 2020|8:25am]

There was a bunny in the yard, Shawshank wants me to rename Cunty McFuckass to “Bollywood”, and I got drunk last night, but none of that is mentioned in this post.