Posted inLife in General
The number of bear attacks is too damn high
The one where I don't buy the giant novelty joint, but I win a beauty pageant I didn't know I was part of
Posted inLife in General
Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds
Monday and a trip to the DMV? WTF is wrong with me?
Posted inLife in General
Please clean up the crime scene
Let's see if I can go a week without stuffing my face full of absolute shit.