Life in General

If was up north, I’d be bitching about the snow. But since I’m in the South, I’ll just complain that I’m not in the north.

I want to smoke my face off and forget this week ever happened, but I sat on a bear’s lap.

In a cruel twist of fate, I had to euthanize my cat in a room with a HANG IN THERE BABY-style photo on the wall and I just can’t even anymore.