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Life in General

looks like another day of HGTV ready to make me feel bad about my bedroom

Join me, as I take you on a fantastic journey through my Saturday, which is every bit as drab as every other day. However, this post features an image of a glowing dude *and* a lizard wizard.

apex reptilian predator

I’m not claiming to be a fucking genius, I just think the job title sucked. Also, I’m going to kill Nazeem and leave his body in the square as a warning.

weed whacker certification

I could put that on my resume and no one would bat an eye at it.