Family

Well, Mal is at the vet’s for the day. Initially, they wanted me to drop off some poop. When I said things hadn’t improved side last week’s visit and he’d thrown up EVERYWHERE, the receptionist put me on hold. The vet he saw last week is out today, but they asked me to drop him…

“Don’t touch the cactus”, Mom said, because I’m book smart but also sometimes lack the common sense of a toddler.

So now my search history includes not only “grid figurine with human genitals” but “gelatinous cat poops” and my ads are going to be crazy.