Family

Cause there’s something in a Sunday Makes a body feel alone

[02 May 2021|8:50am]

Sure, I could’ve gone out on my own, but I wanted to be with them and do something with them and fuck this all to hell.

They don’t cover this in school.

[23 Apr 2021|7:26pm]

Mom: So, if my underwear keeps falling down inside my jeans, does that mean I need smaller undies or bigger ones? Me: I … I don’t know. Mom: Well why the hell not? You’re supposed to be the smart one.

All Aboard

[21 Apr 2021|5:28pm]

Brian: (gesturing to the car stereo, a classic Ozzy song playing) Do you know who this is? Mom (who has had “Crazy Train” as her phone ringtone since forever): What are you, some kinda fucknut?