Good morning, world. It’s Monday, prepare yourself for the new week.

I ran another bullshit #GRWM on TikTok yesterday morning. About 10 minutes into it, I realized I’ve started doing the same nonstop yapping I do on Chaturbate. I guess it makes sense; if I’m not putting on makeup, my TikTok streams were usually me trash talking Skyrim NPCs. I’ve just learned to fill the void better. Or worse, depending on what you think about the topics of my yapping.

After TikTok, I had lunch, then set up the bedroom and got onto the bean. It wasn’t too bad, the chat was steady enough that I wasn’t chomping at the bit to take breaks. I didn’t make a lot, but I made something. Anything is better than nothing. I planned to stay online for longer than I did, but my phone blasted a tornado alert. While I debated staying on for longer, Shawshank sent me a pic of the funnel clouds forming just outside of town. I opted to shut down instead, bringing the cats into the bedroom with me.

Once I’d reset the bedroom – 3 tornado alerts later – I ran outside to move my sunflowers closer to the house. I smoked a bowl and told Shawshank I was handling the warnings “Florida style”, then loaded up “Fable” and played until he came home from work.

We’re working tonight as well. According to the forecast, we can expect more rain and wind today. I’m going to phase into my hawt bitch form and see if I can make anything tonight. Tomorrow is our day off.