frog blessings

frog blessings

Happy Humpday, my friends. This morning, we got to play one of the rarest games I can play here in Florida, “trashcan or thunder”. Today is trash day, and the rolling bins sound exactly like thunder. We’re also under some heavy storm clouds. If we hear a noise, it could be either. However, I was woken up by a yowling cat before the storm even arrived. Some days, Chaucer needs to vocalize his displeasure over his loneliness when Brian leaves. This morning was one of those days.

We survived our busy Tuesday. I had to fill the truck’s gas tank, which was about $58 I think. Thankfully, one of the appointments was close to the house, because it would have really sucked otherwise. And although most of the day was pretty dismal, I was able to go outside and have some spin time.

@poptartapocalypse

every night, toad blessings. a lizard decided to live on my bedroom window. a worm came to me while dancing tonight. I am so Florida. #tiktoktoad #frogreligion

♬ original sound – Poptart Apocalypse

I was outside for about a half an hour, and it was fabulous. So fabulous, in fact, that I got one of my TikTok clips removed for community guideline violations. Whatever. They keep thinking my poi are actual fire.

I need more coffee.

Mom is supposed to go out today. If she does, I’ll take the opportunity to do one of my favorite things: smoke a bowl, put on loud music and clean the bathroom.

5 Comments

  1. How in the hell do you get a community violation spinning poi? TikTok ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • crystal

      They consider fire poi a dangerous act, their filters are absolute shit, and certain LED settings trigger violations. It’s stupid, and usually I just appeal it and someone sees “nope, not real fire” and puts it back. So many people I follow have multiple backup accounts because they worry their primary account will be eventually shut down.

  2. Italia

    I play that game sometimes too – trash can or thunder lol

    • crystal

      It’s a better game than “gunshots or fireworks”, but not as interesting as “Bluetooth or crazy”.

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