Originally posted March 19, 2009
For your reading enjoyment, here’s an actual conversation I had with a patient yesterday.
Me: Do you have any questions on your prescription today?
Patient: Are these drugs? I don't like taking drugs.
It’s a wonder I don’t hop the counter and smack people with their meds.
It’s like going to McDonald’s and ordering a Big Mac, and then proclaiming that you don’t eat fast food. My eyes now hurt from rolling them so far back!