Hey there, party people. It’s Saturday, which means pretty much nothing at all, really. But whatevs. The sun is shining, and it’s almost warming up. Who am I kidding, no it’s not. The next winter I spend here, I’m bringing the rammy jammies with me. I don’t care how ratty those things get. I’ll have Shawshank‘s mom make me new ones. She could do it in an afternoon or two, I bet.
Since today is Saturday, we’re going shopping this afternoon. Exciting, I know. Shawshank‘s working this morning, so I’ve been left unsupervised on Saturday morning. Things happen when I’m left alone for too long.
Things like this.
THINGS 
HAPPEN WHEN I’M LEFT ALONE
