Happy weekend! It’s a sunny Saturday. I’ve been awake, on and off, since 4:30 am. Mal woke me up scratching the litter box. If he was only scratching, I’d have been ok. Unfortunately, I was just barely sleep when he decided to be sick. Thus, 4:42 am found me sneaking into the kitchen for paper towels to clean up.
Aside from some catheter talk, yesterday’s shopping trip wasn’t bad at all. Even factoring in the in-depth improvised catheter talk, it was still amusing, albeit terrifying.
“So I have to drive us from Texas back home, and he’s got cellulitis, and I made him lay down across the back seat of the truck. But I can’t move him, and so I told him I’d just make a catheter for him. All I needed to do is buy a couple of rubbers and a straw and stick the whole rig on his pecker and jam it in a empty pop bottle…”
Brian’s mom
She didn’t do it, but I think she would have if given the slightest chance.
As planned, we went to a couple of discount stores. I bought some clothes, and some new plastic cups for Mom. Before we left, Mom said if we went out for Mexican for lunch, we’d go out for Chinese buffet for dinner. She assumed Mexican was the logical choice, since it was in the same plaza as the two discount stores we went to. Surprise! Nope. They want Chinese buffet. I won’t complain, because I much prefer the buffet rather than picking something off the menu and having to pick out the ingredients I don’t like.
However, once we got home, Mom admitted she had no plans for dinner, other than Chinese buffet. She was convinced we would have Mexican lunch. We ended up going to the other Chinese buffet for dinner. It was even better than lunch, and I got ice cream.
Today, we’re going shopping. We have to go out – I used the last coffee pod this morning. I need to pick up some face cleanser and cat litter. Whatever we do, it’ll be a good afternoon to do it.
Enjoy the weekend, my friends.
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