Good morning, and happy Fri-YAY. We’ve been treated to an amazing sunrise this morning. It’s been a while since we’ve had one quite this dramatic. This almost makes up for having to scramble out of bed at 6am wearing nothing but my sleep mask because I heard Chaucer getting sick.
Almost.
I shmoozed a bit yesterday morning- smart, as the entire wifi would be taken over later in the afternoon. I found some workout clothes and assumed a human form. After smoking a bowl – a big one – I recorded my first custom video. It was… something. I’d compare it to the first day of a new job after graduation. You might have an idea of what the job entails, but until you’re actually on the clock, you don’t really know the job.
Shawshank came home shortly after I finished recording. We joked about how bad I thought I did, but he told me to just send it and absolutely do not apologize for it. Dude paid for 10 minutes, I gave him 12, plus a couple of minutes of “test footage” from when I was working on angles. He paid me $95 for 10 minutes. However, I know it’s probably not nearly as “mean and cruel” as he wanted me to be.
I mean, I stacked my feet and “fed” the man my toes. I told this man to eat my feet like a sandwich.
Uploading the videos to Fansly took roughly 2 hours. I scrolled through Reddit and Twitter and generally did things that wouldn’t hog my bandwidth. When it finished, I sent them, but I didn’t feel like being social. I had just spent 2+ hours watching a file transfer that hiccuped twice, after spending nearly a week in a low-level freakout about accepting the request in the first place. I was done. Instead, I fired up No Man’s Sky and played for an hour before Shawshank came home. I haven’t heard from the dude since I sent the videos, but I can see he’s opened them twice.
I would like to take a bath this morning, but probably won’t. Additionally, with Halloween coming, I’m trying to use all the costume-type shit we have in the house in the 🌶content creation🌶. I’ll dress up in something and take some pics before lunch. I didn’t stream yesterday, so that’s how I’ll spend the afternoon. Since it’s Friday, it’s Date Night. We’ll go up to the restaurant when Shawshank comes home for the day. After that, it’s just me and Shawshank and the cats for the better part of the weekend.
