Good morning, world. We’re up, and I’ve been AWAKE. I spent most of the time in bed scrolling between TikTok and Reddit. Eventually, Chaucer wanted attention, so I tried to enlist his assistance in waking Shawshank. Instead, he chose to stand on my chest.1 I woke up Shawshank myself.
The week is winding down. I had grand plans for yesterday, I was going to take some pics and start scheduling new content. Unfortunately, my addiction to Raisin Bran resulted in some highly unsexy, unstable gastrointestinal situations. The last thing I wanted to do was deal with navigating thong/garter combos every 10 minutes because my stomach decided to declare RELEASE THE BRAAAAAAAN.
Better luck today. I’ll get dressed and shower and hatever I end up creating, it’ll be done before I start the new game. I’m watching Shawshank play right now, and it looks like a whole shitload of cute fun. From what I’m watching, it’s like they took all my stealth-joy of “Black Flag” and combined it with a super adorbs Zelda game.
- Chaucer, not Shawshank. ↩︎
